Patrick Swayze can't die

Unless centaurs can get cancer too....

Mermen are the horniest creatures on the face of the earth

Don't even try to look away

Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros

The fourth most popular folk parody band in New Zealand have mad rhyme skillz

Corporate Logo Tattoos

I've always wondered why people pay money to wear clothes emblazened with a corporate logo. Shouldn't the corporation be paying you to publicly spread the gospel of their brand?

This woman was paid $10,000 to be a walking advertisement for an online gambling site. She has successfully put a price on her dignity and sold it. It's people like this that are going to make the tattoo removal business very lucrative in the coming years

Even More Bad Tattoos

Meet Mr. Cool Ice. He's a 33 year old man from Mainz, Germany who likes long walks on the beach, watching old movies on a rainy day, and terrorizing the dreams of your children.